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I was a tour actor/director for Missoula Children’s Theater  for several years. A great new documentary about the MCT experience has just been released, called the Little Red Truck. As a former tour actor I got to view a private screening of the documentary in Redmond, WA. You’ll be moved and inspired by the story.

Support our troops!

  

Disabled American Veterans: 

 http://www.dav.org/

Press:

2004 Las Vegas comedy festival review:

“I've never been a big fan of musical and variety comedy acts (with the rare exception - a shout out to Throwing Toasters!), and this show was a perfect example of why. Out of the 10 acts performing, only two of them DIDN'T cause my ears to bleed... and sadly, a 20% quality ratio was actually 10% better than I was expecting, too. Performers Eric Haines out of Seattle and Nicholas Anthony out of Chicago were a couple of breaths of fresh air in the otherwise stale (and sparsely attended) show - Nicholas had a quick hand with a bit of magic and an even quicker wit, and Eric... well... I don't know what the hell he did. He joked, he sang, he jumped around, he molested random people in the audience... I was exhausted just watching him. But the audience thought he was hysterical - and that means he did his job, and exceptionally well, if the laughs were any indicator.”  -Ken Pringle, chucklemonkey.com

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About "Hack" material

Choosing Material, Clean or Dirty

Technical Juggling and Laughs per Minute

Link to Facebook

The recent string of natural disasters in the world , including earthquakes, floods and other disasters, require extraordinary measures. Please donate.

The American Red Cross 

 

Salvation Army 

 

Samaritan's Purse

RETURN TO TOP OF PAGECover art for Eric Haines comedy music album, "Tease a Tiger, inappropriate songs for any occasion." Original by Eric Haines, copyright Eric Haines, all rights reserved.
Link to Eric Haines Comedy Music on Myspace.comedyrocket.com into the future! Graphic and design copyright Eric Haines 2010.

The Circus of Dreams has successfully raised  over $50,000 for pediatric brain tumor research at Seattle Children’s Hospital and Regional Medical Center (http://www.seattlechildrens.org).  I had the pleasure of participating in the show in 2009 and 2010.

Link to Youtube/comedyrocketLink to TwitterLink to the Dr. Demento web site.Circus of Dreams poster. Hyperlink to circusofdreams.orgLink to Myspace MusicLink to myspace comedy

My songs have been featured on the Dr. Demento Show! 

Please join the club and request my songs! Featured in episodes: DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO 0921  TWO WHEELS 0914  SHORT SONGS 0907  TOP TEN 0904

My CD of comedy songs, Tease a Tiger, inappropriate songs for any occasion,  is AVAILABLE NOW!

You'll Find my songs on many episodes at The Mad Music Archive, where you can order the entire CD as a download!

Friends making waves: Watch for David Crowe on Showtime, and Dan Cummins and Jeff Dye on Comedy Central.  Watch Kermet Apio because he’s funny. Some other acts to watch for on T.V. are Matt Baker, Alex Zerbe  and Bengt Washburn.

The Comedy Mayhem Tour is a show I put together with visual comedians, including comedy magician Louie Foxx.

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Comedian School:

Helpful links about starting out in the field of comedy and comedy writing. 

 

General guidelines for acts starting out: Carls cheap course at comedyunderground.com   

 

Standup FAQ

 

The Hack FAQ

  Read my article “About Hack Material,”  to find out why I disagree with some points in the Hack FAQ. Nonetheless, some good points, especially if you're strictly a stand-up comedian auditioning for jaded industry types. 

 

 Books: Judy Carter's Comedy Bible, Gene Perret’s Comedy Writing Workbook.

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I recommend that you take all advice about comedy with a grain of salt. Do what works.

Link to Articles by Eric Haines

Video from the Dec. 2011 Sea Tac Holiday Celebration on Q13 Fox news:

http://www.q13fox.com/videogallery/66927052/News/Sea-Tac-Airport-Holiday-Parade

 

In Oct. of 2011 I did a halftime show for the Seahawks as a stilt-walking Jack Skellington. Here are two links to videos of the character.

 

Link to a photo essay featuring my comedy juggling show in the Tacoma Weekly:

http://www.tacomaweekly.com/news/city/expanding_the_tree_canopy/

 

Link to a story about me on King 5 News, about One Man Band http://www.king5.com/video/featured-videos/Festive-spirits-keeps-travelers-happy-at-SeaTac-Airport--112409319.html 

 

Link to Seattle times picture of the Holiday version of Rocket Man:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/photogalleries/localnews2013719901/4.html

 

Link to pictures of me building a Ventriloquist Figure

 

 

 

Check out new Youtube videos at http://www.youtube.com/user/comedyrocket

 

A link to a beautiful birthday party I did in Sand Francisco in 2011.

 http://www.robertfountain.com/featured

link to facebook fan page

Facebook fan page: http://facebook.com/ComedianEricHaines  

Facebook personal page: http://facebook.com/eric.haines1

Twitter: http://twitter.com/Eric_Haines 

Mr. Hyde, pumpkin carving by Eric Haines

Happy Halloween!

Pumpkin carving by Eric Haines.

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Eric Haines lives in  Washington state. He is a comedian, one man band, stilt walker, comedy juggler and variety artist.