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Eric Haines, comedyrocket.com |
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Comedy, one-man band, and variety for short attention spans |
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That's me on the cover of the 2010 Island County Fair Guide, in the Jester outfit. |
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I always know when Eric Haines is performing in Circus of Dreams from backstage (as I am the executive producer). MY STAFF IS ALWAYS LAUGHING. Eric is hilarious and incredibly talented. He is always a favorite at my shows. -Jenn Wrenn Henry, Executive producer, Circus of Dreams |
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Feb. 4th Private event, Centerplace, Spokane, WA
February 11, 2012 Soroptimist Dinner/Auction/Fundraiser Cupid’s Caper event , at the Lake Meridian Country Club in Kent . Event runs 6:30- 10 pm, Saturday.
Feb. 18th, 2012 Comedy show, Cloverleaf, Bremerton WA 6 pm
Feb. 21st Fat Tuesday, Clearwater Casino, Suquamish, Washington Roving 6:30- 8:30 as stilts and One Man Band ______________________________________________________ 2012 Shows ______________________________________________________
Jan. 13th Showcase for WA parks: WASHINGTON PARK & RECREATION SUMMER PLANNING TOUR 2012. OLD REDMOND SCHOOLHOUSE COMMUNITY CENTER 16600 NE 80TH ST. REDMOND, WA 98103 I’ll be showcasing at 11:30, with Craig Cooke handling bookings.
Jan. 19, 20, 21, 22 2012 Oregon Fair Association, I’ll be showcasing on the 20th at 12:45-1pm.
Jan 27th One Man Band and roving, Corporate, San Francisco CA
Feb. 4th Private event, Centerplace, Spokane, WA
February 11, 2012 Soroptimist Dinner/Auction/Fundraiser Cupid’s Caper event , at the Lake Meridian Country Club in Kent . Event runs 6:30- 10 pm, Saturday.
Feb. 18th, 2012 Comedy show, Cloverleaf, Bremerton WA 6 pm
Feb. 21st Fat Tuesday, Clearwater Casino, Suquamish, Washington Roving 6:30- 8:30 as stilts and One Man Band
March 19-31 Unavailable
May 19th Armed Forces Day, Fort Lewis (Pending)
May 24, 25, 26, 27 Runamucca motorcycle rally (5th year)
JUNE Library shows, Timberland Library district. Click the “Dream Big” poster to the left to see a larger version. Tues. 19 Packwood 10:30 Tues. 19 Mountain View in Randle 2:00 Wed. June 20th, Kitsap Regional Library, Port Orchard, WA 10:30 am Thurs. 21 Olympia 10:00 Thurs. 21 Tenino 1:00 Friday 22 Aberdeen 10:30
June 23 Tukwila Touch a Truck event, noon to 2pm
June 24th-July 3rd Unavailable
July 4th Fort Lewis, Tukwila , timesTBA
JULY Library shows Tues 10 Centralia 1 and 3 Weds. 11 Oakville 10:30 Weds. 11 Salkum 2:00 Thurs. 12 McCleary 2:00
July 24th 10:30 Tuesday, Bainbridge Island Library, 1:30 Kingston Library
July 25th Library Park, Mill Creek WA, 12-1pm. Children’s concert series.
July 26-29 Washington County Fair, Hillsboro OR
Aug. 1-6 Deschutes County Fair
Aug 16-19 Island County Fair, Langley WA. Shows in the pole barn theater daily at 1pm and 4:30, roving throughout the day. (4th year)
Aug. 23- 31st Evergreen State Fair (5th year)
Sept 1-3th Evergreen State Fair (5th year)
Oct. 6th, 2012 Scarecrow Festival, Sehmel Homestead Park 10123 78th Ave. Gig Harbor, WA 98332 Emcee: 11:00AM – 5:00PM Show: 11:30AM – 12:30PM
Dec. 1 (Pending) Private/corporate Christmas party
Dec. 7th Private/corporate Christmas party, Oregon (5th year)
Dec. 8 (Pending) Private/corporate Christmas party
Dec 16 or 23 TBA Christmas show for Nile Shrine, 1:15-2pm. The Nile Shrine does this event as a free event for the community, with a show and a visit from Santa Claus. Come on down, bring the kids and enjoy the show! (4rd year)
Dec. 16-24 Seatac Airport, Christmas entertainment, One man band, stilts, etc. 6-10 am every day, details TBA. (3rd year)
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Mar. 8th Clearwater Casino, Suquamish, Washington Roving 6:30- 8:30
March 14th 5-6pm, Festival conference, Belleview WA. Showcasing.
March 15th Corporate event, San Francisco CA
March 16th Comedy show 7 Cedars Casino, Sequim, WA
March 31st Fort Lewis Family Day- show and roving, time machine theme
April 1st Comedy show fundraiser, Cloverleaf, Bremerton WA 7 pm
April 2nd Tacoma parks event, shows at 1 and 3pm, kickoff for Arbor day. Tollison Plaza near Hotel Murano in Tacoma.
April 3rd MS walk, Husky Stadium to Gasworks Park, Seattle WA 9am- noon.
April 3rd 3 pm, Private Party, comedy and variety show
April 14 Comedy, Snohomish Chalet, 6:45 Volunteer appreciation dinner
April 16th 2pm Private Party, comedy and music show.
April 29th Comedy show, Cloverleaf, Bremerton WA 7 pm
April 30th Parade, 11 am, Washington State Apple Blossom Festival
May 1st, 2011 Washington State Apple Blossom Festival 11:00am to 4:00 pm, roving, shows and mc. (2nd year)
May 7th National MS event, Eric Haines and Bill Robison
May 14th Private comedy show. Woodhouse Wine Estates in Woodinville. TQ
May 21st Armed Forces Day, Fort Lewis (5th year) Noon-6 pm roving
May 25th Comedy Show, Winners Inn, Winnemucca, NV
May 26-29 Runamucca motorcycle rally (4th year)
June 3rd 2011 Comedy show Penticton Eagles, Penticton, BC
June 4th One Man Band for private event in San Francisco
June 6th Mason County Transition Conference- Keynote Speaker (4th year)
June 11th Olympic HS Sr. All night party, Bangor, WA 10 pm
June 15th Private show Seattle. I'll be part of a 1940's, USO-style revue. 1-2 pm
June 16th Private show, Renton. I'll be part of a 1940's-USO-style revue. 3-4:30pm
June 18th Union Gap's Old Town Days
June 24-July 2 Unavailable
July 4th Everett Parade, 11 am, Uncle Sam (3rd Year)
July 4th Fort Lewis 5-9 pm roving
July 9th Redmond Derby Days 11-12 am One Man Band, 12-2 Roving
July 14th 10 am-noon Fort Lewis, roving Pterodactyl
July 16th Mill Creek Festival, 12:30 roving Pirate, 1:15 comedy show
July 28th Corporate event, Redmond WA 7:30-9:30
July 30th Federal Way Farmer's Market, (Library,) Comedy juggling show at 1 pm, roving on stilts and one man band, 9:15-9:45, 10:30-11:00 and 11:45 - 12:15.
Aug. 3rd Comedy show 7 Cedars Casino, Sequim, WA
Aug. 5-7th Stanwood Camano Community Fair (1st year)
Aug. 12th Tulalip casino picnic: emcee and rove beginning 10:30am. 30 minute stage show at 12:30.
Aug. 14th Taste of Edmonds, Roving 1-3, kids juggling show 3-3:45 pm CC
Aug. 17th Noon, Pioneer Park, Puyallup, comedy juggling show and roving
Aug 18-21st Island County Fair, Langley WA. Shows in the pole barn theater daily at 1pm and 4:30, roving throughout the day. (3rd year)
Aug. 25- 31st Evergreen State Fair (4th year)
Sept 1-5th Evergreen State Fair (4th year)
Sept. 9th Rose Hill Elementary School, Kickoff barbeque, Kirkland
Sept. 10th Kennewick Washington, Grapefest Centennial Celebration Comedy Juggling Show 2-3 pm, roving times TBA
Sept. 11th Meals on Wheels fund raiser, Spokane WA Comedy and one man band, 1-4 pm This event is all ages, especially for Grandparent's Day!
Sept. 16th Auburn Ave. Theater season kick-off. 7:30 pm
Sept 17th Kingston Cove Yacht Club, Kingston WA Event begins at 6 pm, Just $25 for dinner and a show. http://kcyc.org/
Sept 18th Benaroya Hall, Seattle Symphony Day of Music, One Man Band. I'll be performing in The Boeing Company Gallery from 2:15-2:45. The event runs noon-6pm.
Sept. 23rd 8 pm McCormick Woods: Benefit for the Boys and Girls Club of South Kitsap 5155 McCormick Woods Blvd, Port Orchard Wa 98367 Ph# 360.895.0130
Sept. 24th Touch a Truck Safety & Emergency Preparedness Fair. Sept 24th 11-1:00pm located at Foster High School parking lot 4242 South 144th Street, Tukwila, WA
Sept. 25th School Assembly Showcase, Tacoma LaQuinta Hotel This is a booking conference for Washington School Assemblies. Information can be found here: http://www.assemblyshowcase.com
Oct. 7th Comedy show fundraiser, Cloverleaf, Bremerton WA 7 pm
Oct. 8th Scarecrow Festival, Sehmel Homestead Park 10123 78th Ave. Gig Harbor, WA 98332 Emcee: 11:00AM – 5:00PM Show: 11:30AM – 12:30PM
Oct. 14 and 15 Comedy shows, Bluz at the Bend, Uncle D's Comedy Underground, Spokane WA 8 pm
Oct. 20, 21, 22 WA state fairs association convention, Yakima WA
Oct 22, 23, Hosting for the acrobatic Cabiri physical theater troupe. Details.
Oct. 29th Saturday, October 29th, Halloween party at Seattle Design Center, Stilt Walking from 9-10 pm.
Oct 30 and 31 Hosting for the acrobatic Cabiri physical theater troupe. Details.
Oct. 30th Halloween Halftime with Seagals, Qwest field, Seattle, WA Stilt walking as Jack Skellington.
Nov. 4th Comedy show, I’ll be headlining the Tacoma Comedy Underground.
Nov. 5th Redmond, WA, Second Story Repertory Theatre in Redmond, located in the Redmond Town Center above Borders. Me, Bill Robison and Louie Foxx– a great line-up! http://www.secondstoryrep.org/special_events/index.html
Nov. ? To be determined Marysville WA, Two school assembly programs, Kellogg Marsh Elementary.
Nov. 10th Portland Private event with a travelling theme.
Nov. 15 Comedy show, Wenatchee
Nov. 16 Comedy show, Lewiston, ID
Nov. 17-19 Comedy show, Richland, Jokers.
Dec. 3rd Mill Creek Santa's Comin’ to Town 3:30-7:30
Dec. 3rd Festival of Trees, Tacoma 9:15 pm Toy Soldier stilt character
Dec. 9th Private/corporate Christmas party, Oregon (4th year)
Dec. 10th Holiday Music Motion & Magic Show at the Auburn Avenue Theater. Performances at 2p and 7p. The cast is yours truly, Magician Steve Hamilton and Comedy Juggler Rhys Thomas. It's a stellar line-up. Don't miss it!
Dec. 11th Christmas show for the Victory Foursquare Church, Marysville. Event runs 5-7 pm
Dec. 16-24 Seatac Airport, Christmas entertainment, One man band, stilts, etc. 6-10 am every day, details TBA. (2nd year)
Dec 18th Christmas show for Nile Shrine, 1:15-2pm. The Nile Shrine does this event as a free event for the community, with a show and a visit from Santa Claus. Come on down, bring the kids and enjoy the show! (3rd year)
Dec. 23rd Private, corporate Christmas party, Mount Vernon, WA
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Please click your refresh button to see recent changes! All shows are comedy based and customized to specific events.
For audiences of adults, I have Eric Haines Comedy Spectacular, my comedy stage show, which can be embellished with Fake Motivational Speaking ( Click the link and scroll down) The Comedy Mayhem Tour features multiple variety comedians.
For family-friendly or all ages events, I have Eric Haines Comedy Mayhem Juggling Show which is perfect for School Assemblies , fairs and festivals. I also act as an Emcee for a festival stage.
For all events I provide Roving entertainment as a Ten Foot Tall Stilt Character , One Man Band,, Juggling medieval Jester, Rocket Man, or juggling tricks.
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