Comedian Eric Haines

Comedy, juggling, music and variety for short attention spans.

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All shows are comedy based and customized to specific events.

 

For audiences of adults, I have Eric Haines Comedy Spectacular, my comedy stage show, which can be embellished with Fake Motivational Speaking ( Click the link and scroll down)

The Comedy Mayhem Tour  features multiple variety comedians.

 

For family-friendly or all ages events, I have Eric Haines Comedy Mayhem Juggling Show which is perfect for  School Assemblies , fairs and festivals. I also act as an Emcee for a festival stage.

 

For all events I provide Roving entertainment using Ten Foot Tall Stilt Characters or juggling tricks.

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"Tis the season for Christmas shows, customizable with holiday content! One foggy Christmas Eve, a Bing Crosby Christmas special crashed into a Circus side show and Dr. Demento put the pieces back together. Out popped an original Christmas comedy show for corporate clients by comedian Eric Haines. All of the comedy, all of the variety, all wrapped up in Christmas paper!

 Thanks to all of the people who had me as their entertainment for Christmas parties in 2009. From  family shows for Breakfast with Santa to entertaining adult company Christmas parties, I had a great time performing for all of you. Please recommend me to your friends and neighbors for next year, and have a fantastic Christmas and New Year!

 

Eric

  2010 Calendar

This calendar was last updated 2/ 2010 Please call for availability.

 

Jan. 8  2010              Rolling Hills Casino, 2655 Barham Ave, Corning, CA

                                  96021 US  (530) 528-3500 8:30pm

 

Jan. 9  2010              Bantam Cellars,  Plymouth CA

 

Jan. 16th                  Comedy show, Wagon Wheel, Malott, WA

 

Jan. 22-23  2010       Comedy shows, Bluz at the Bend,

                                 Uncle D's Comedy Underground, Spokane WA  8 pm

 

Jan. 29  2010          Comedy Juggling/ School Assembly, Jefferson

                                Elementary School MT Vernon, WA

 

Feb. 6th                    Pacific Rim Supper club. This is a must-see event that includes dinner, comedy and music as a fund-raiser for  Sunnyside Preschool & Kindergarten  Marysville, WA.

This is a fantastic evening of music and comedy, with multi-talented  comedian Eric Haines, and show band  Tony LaStella & The Goombahs , "Sinatra favorites are intermixed with the music of top Italian American artists (Tony Bennett, Bobby Darin, Dean Martin, Louis Prima and more) bringing you swinging hits & pop songs from the Rat-Pack Era." 

Please call 1-800-35-6118 or visit http://www.ica-records.com for tickets.

  

Feb. 13th                  Private/ corporate event

 

Feb. 24th                   Comedy Juggling show, Boy scout event,

                                    Woodridge Elem. Bellevue, WA

 

March 3rd                 Comedy/ Private event for Washington State University

                                   Road Builders Conference

 

March 6th                 2 Comedy Fundraisers, benefitting Olympic High School ,

                                   Cloverleaf Pizza 6 and 9 pm

 

March 12th               Comedy Fundraiser for Bremerton Symphony,  7 pm

 

March 18th                 Comedy Show, Hot Iron Grill, 7 pm

 

April 10th                  Comedy show Okanogan Eagles 8:30pm

 

April 25th, 2010        Washington State Apple Blossom Festival

                                   11:00am to 4:00 pm, roving, shows and mc.

 

May 6th                      Mason County Transition Conference

                                     in Shelton, WA. , keynote speaker

 

May 15th 2010          Armed Forces Day- Fort Lewis, WA Roving Noon-6pm

 

May 26th                   Comedy Show, KahNeeTa resort in Warm Springs, OR

 

May 27th                   Comedy Show, 90 minute solo show,

                                    Winners Inn, Winnemucca NV

 

May 28,29, 30,          Runamucca Motorcycle Rally Juggling shows,

                                    stilt walking, roving

 

June 6th                     (Pending)

 

June 14-28th             Unavailable (pending)

 

June 30                     7 Cedars Casino, Sequim WA Comedy show

 

July 4th                     1-2:30 Everett 4th of July parade,

                                   stilt walking as Uncle Sam

 

July 4th                     5-9 pm Tukwila's Family Forth at the Fort, 

                                   Roving and juggling shows

 

Aug. 14th                   (Pending)

 

Aug 19-22                 Island County Fair (Pending)

 

Aug. 27- 31               Evergreen State Fair (Pending)

 

Sept. 1-7                   Evergreen State Fair (Pending)

 

Sept. 23-Oct 2          Unavailable (pending)

 

Oct. 9-10                   Circus of Dreams, a benefit for Children's Hospital.

                                   Details TBA

 

Dec.  10th                 Private/ corporate event, OR, Juggling show

                                    and stilt walking

 

Dec. ?                  Christmas show  for Nile Shrine (pending.)

 

 

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