Eric Haines, comedyrocket.com

Comedy, one-man band, and variety for short attention spans

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My festival work in WA is booked by Craig Cooke at Pacific Rim Talent.

 

"It’s not just another stupid comedy show;

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He’s part comedy show, and part twisted, bizarre circus. Ladies and Gentlemen, Eric Haines!

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Eric Haines lives in  Washington state. He is a comedian, one man band, stilt walker, comedy juggler and variety artist.

As one of the Northwest's most versatile entertainers, Eric Haines offers comedy and spectacle for any event. He's an award-winning comedian, a classic one man band, exquisitely costumed stilt walker, and electrifying comedic variety and juggling entertainer.

 

If the misunderstood genius and crackpot characters made famous by Pixar, Disney, Dick Van Dyke and Gene Kelly existed in real life, they might look a lot like this!