Comedian Eric Haines        comedyrocket.com

Comedy, juggling, music and variety for short attention spans.

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"It’s not just another stupid comedy show; It’s a REALLY GREAT stupid comedy show."

He’s a shining example of how far someone will go to avoid getting a real job.

My CD of comedy songs, Tease a Tiger, inappropriate songs for any occasion,  is AVAILABLE NOW!  To listen , click here.

He’s part comedy show, and part twisted, bizarre circus. Ladies and Gentlemen, Eric Haines!

Comedian Eric Haines is a born entertainer. He is an award-winning comedian and multi-talented performer with amazing abilities as a singer, guitarist, banjo player, marionette puppeteer, unicyclist, juggler, and stilt walker. He has over twenty-five years experience as an all-around entertainer, including fifteen years as a professional comedian and experience in the professional fields of theater, children’s theater, school assembly programs, fairs and festival entertainment, school workshops and corporate entertainment.

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